When I look at  all the effort people put into finding a good looking costume for Halloween and the industry this has become I get a little bit scary, and not in a good way. Soon every kid must have special effects lenses and a tailor fitted costume to fit into the mold of an [...]

A while back we posted a playlist of songs about beauty… and never looked back. I think it’s time we revamp this idea and give you a selection of songs (read: videos from our friends at YouTube… except, we have no friends at YouTube) that speak volumes about… beauty… and… uhm… bestiality?

That was fun eh?

Good God. It has been a very very strange year so far. I had fully intended to continue writing this blog, even wanting to step it up and write daily, but something happened… Actually lots of things happened, meaning that I’ve had to put pretty much everything on the back burner.
But now we’re back… with [...]

Hello everyone, just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year! The Beast will return as soon as the post-holiday-season-hangover-blues is cured… In the meantime, enjoy this piece of sentimental slop (sorry, had to be done): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcLMH8pwusw
Playing it over and over again makes me feel a little happier that it’s already 2009…
Need more leftovers, [...]

Deck the halls with jingle bells on a silent night while the Herald Angels sing! It’s Christmas dang it!
I love Christmas, I really do. I’m the kind that needs Christmas to be extravagant, to be shamelessly ostentatious and over-the-top awesome. Why? Because it reminds me of being 5 years old, when Christmas was at its [...]