When I look at  all the effort people put into finding a good looking costume for Halloween and the industry this has become I get a little bit scary, and not in a good way. Soon every kid must have special effects lenses and a tailor fitted costume to fit into the mold of an [...]

Hello everyone, just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year! The Beast will return as soon as the post-holiday-season-hangover-blues is cured… In the meantime, enjoy this piece of sentimental slop (sorry, had to be done): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcLMH8pwusw
Playing it over and over again makes me feel a little happier that it’s already 2009…
Need more leftovers, [...]

Deck the halls with jingle bells on a silent night while the Herald Angels sing! It’s Christmas dang it!
I love Christmas, I really do. I’m the kind that needs Christmas to be extravagant, to be shamelessly ostentatious and over-the-top awesome. Why? Because it reminds me of being 5 years old, when Christmas was at its [...]